Mears Mazda Volvo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when no one was around, Mears Mazda Volvo’s parking lot filled with an eerie humming sound. A delivery driver first noticed it, thinking it might be a faulty generator or some newfangled electric car prototype. But the noise never stopped, and soon neighbors began reporting hearing it too—even inside their homes. Finally, after weeks of mystery, the source was revealed—a tiny neon sign above the service bay reading ‘Welcome to Mursava Motors!’ Turned out, someone had accidentally switched the storefront banner during a late-night shift. The delivery driver ended up buying a cute Volvo from them as thanks for the free advertising.

2. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Mears Mazda Volvo and noticed something strange. The office lights were on, but there was no sound of activity inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old calendar stuck to the wall, showing February from last year. Inside, everything was eerily quiet—until a voice croaked from behind him: ‘Hey, can you help me out with these papers?’ Turned out it was just an office cleaner, taking a nap in his truck while listening to old-time radio.

3. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Mears Mazda Volvo. As he opened the trunk, a tiny hand reached out from inside, holding a toy car. The delivery driver looked down in surprise and smiled, picking up the little boy who clung to his toy. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood kid playing hide-and-seek with his favorite car. The next day, everyone in town knew not to leave anything in their trunks after hours.

4. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Mears Mazda Volvo. As he approached the door, someone asked him, ‘Did you see that car in the backroom?’ Curious, he walked inside and saw an old Volvo station wagon, its windows fogged up. 'What’s going on here?' he whispered. Suddenly, from behind the wheel came a sleepy voice: “Just dropping off my daily nap.” Turns out, it was just the night watchman taking his siesta.