Lubbock Allstar Truck Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked: ‘Why does it take so long for my truck to dry here?’ Everyone laughed and said he was just being paranoid. Finally, after much teasing, one curious customer decided to check the drying process himself. He found that every towel had a tiny hole in it—just big enough for an ant colony to make a home. That’s why his truck took forever to dry: an army of industrious ants was meticulously wringing out each towel!

2. One day, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘This place must be cursed—my truck always looks cleaner after leaving here than when I drove in!’ Finally, an old neighbor shook his head and said, ‘I’ve seen it too many times—you drive in dirty as sin, come out shining like new. Maybe your truck’s just happy here!’ And from that day on, whenever anyone complained, everyone would laugh and say, “It’s not the truck wash—it’s the Lubbock Allstar Trucker Happy Place!”

3. One afternoon, an old man parked his pickup and walked into the Lubbock Allstar Truck Wash with a suspicious smile on his face. As he approached the attendant booth, he whispered something nobody quite heard—and suddenly, every hose started spraying in perfect unison. The manager rushed out, frantically waving everyone inside. The old man just chuckled and said, 'Just wanted to see if it still works!' Then he drove off, leaving behind a bemused crowd and a truck wash that was now officially famous for its synchronized water ballet.

4. Every night around midnight, a soft humming started up from inside Lubbock Allstar Truck Wash. At first, no one noticed—it sounded like distant music, almost soothing. But then, one late-night worker swore he saw a shadowy figure, waving trucks through with a smile. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it—some scared, some intrigued. One night, an old delivery driver even claimed he heard country music playing while getting his truck cleaned. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic ghost DJ having fun!