Frontier Fiat

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Frontier Fiat with an unusual cargo: a small herd of goats. As he unloaded them, neighbors began gathering, curious about these unexpected passengers. Turns out, the delivery driver was new and had mixed up his orders—thinking he was delivering some special promotional animals for a local festival. The goats peacefully milled around until someone noticed they were chewing on the showroom floor's vintage upholstery. A regular exclaimed, 'Hey, those goats are eating our cars!' And everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another Frontier Fiasco.

2. One day, while customers were browsing through cars at Frontier Fiat, a strange announcement came over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve just received a new shipment of vehicles from outer space. Please proceed to aisle seven for your test drive.’ A regular customer, John, was the first to reach aisle seven and found himself behind the wheel of what looked like a flying saucer. After a bumpy but thrilling ride around the block, he returned smiling and said, 'That thing handles better than my old Fiat!' The manager shrugged and replied, 'Well, it is an alien car.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe Frontier Fiat had finally found its niche in the used vehicle market.

3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes of spare parts at Frontier Fiat, he noticed something odd in one of the crates—a tiny, rusted keychain shaped like a dinosaur. Curious, he brought it to his supervisor who shrugged and said it must be someone’s lost toy. Later that evening, while cleaning up, another worker found an old photo album hidden beneath a dusty shelf—turns out the dinosaur belonged to the original owner, who had long since retired. The next morning, everyone at Frontier Fiat proudly displayed their newfound friend on the office desk.

4. One night, a delivery driver unloading crates at Frontier Fiat noticed something odd—a faint humming sound like distant bees followed him inside. Curious mechanics peered closer and found it came from beneath one old car, growing louder each minute. As they lifted the car’s underside, an ancient radio popped out, tuned to some long-forgotten station playing nothing but endless loops of beehive chants. The next morning, everyone in town knew about the ‘bee-car’ phenomenon—until someone switched on the radio and discovered it was just an old-timey advertisement for honey.