Covenant Counseling Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Covenant Counseling Center and asked nervously into his radio: ‘Hey dispatcher, do you know what day it is today?’ ‘It’s Friday,’ he replied with relief. ‘Thank God, I thought it was Thursday again.’ The dispatcher chuckled, ‘You’ve been here long enough to know that days blend together.’ A few minutes later, the same delivery driver emerged from the center, whistling cheerfully as he walked back to his truck. His neighbor waved and smiled, thinking to herself, ‘At least he found somewhere where they understand his sense of time.’

2. At dawn one morning, a jogger passing by Covenant Counseling Center noticed something peculiar: the front door stood wide open, as if someone had forgotten to lock it after hours. Curious, the jogger peered inside and saw only an empty waiting room with the TV softly playing some old talk show. Suddenly, a voice from behind said, ‘Morning! Did you forget to close the door?’ Turning around, they found just a friendly-looking receptionist who explained, “We’re usually closed on Sundays.” The jogger sheepishly smiled and left, thinking, “Next time I’ll check the doors before running off!”

3. Late one night, as a regular drove home from work, he heard an eerie humming coming from the direction of Covenant Counseling Center. Curious, he pulled over and peered inside, only to see a delivery driver frantically packing boxes while muttering something about ‘Covenant’ being his new nickname. Turned out the hum was just the sound of someone trying to remember their password for too long.

4. At lunchtime, a woman entered Covenant Counseling Center and overheard an unusual announcement on the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our counselors are experiencing a temporary shortage of empathy today.’ She raised her eyebrows, thinking it was some kind of joke until she saw the serious faces around her. A delivery driver whispered, ‘Guess they’re having a bad day.’ Later, when she mentioned it to her neighbor, he shrugged and said, ‘Probably just needed a little more coffee.’