Calvert Home Health Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Calvert Home Health Care and exclaimed, ‘I just delivered more bandages than Band-Aids!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘That’s because our patients are getting better.’ A few days later, an elderly patient asked the nurse, ‘Why do I feel like I’m recovering from something big?’ She laughed and said, ‘Because you are—you’re recovering from life itself!’

2. One day, an elderly patient received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients—your personal masseuse will arrive shortly. Please remove any clothing you consider offensive.’ The old man chuckled and quickly put on his most comfortable robe. Minutes later, a young woman in a white uniform knocked gently on his door. She smiled warmly and said, 'Good morning! I’m here for your massage.' The patient replied, 'Well, ma’am, it seems my clothes are already offended enough!' They both burst into laughter, and that day became one of the clinic’s legendary stories.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Calvert Home Health Care and stopped abruptly. From inside, someone whispered faintly but clearly: 'Please bring us some marshmallows!' The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head. He knew that voice—an elderly neighbor who loved her hot chocolate with extra marshmallows. The next morning, he brought not just marshmallows, but a big bag of them, along with a smile and an apology for startling him. Since then, whenever anyone delivered something to Calvert Home Health Care, they always asked if there was a sweet tooth inside.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Calvert Home Health Care and stopped abruptly. ‘Did I take a wrong turn?’ he muttered, staring at the sign that read ‘Closed for Emergency Procedures Only.’ ‘No, you’re fine,’ said a sleepy voice from inside. ‘We’re just doing some late-night procedures.’ The driver relaxed, then noticed an old lady waving at him through the window. ‘You must be lost,’ she grinned. ‘This is our retirement home, not a hospital!’