About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Boris Porto, MD with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside calling out: 'Doctor, doctor, come quick!' Opening the door, the delivery driver found only an old man in a lab coat waving frantically. ‘I’ve got a sore throat,’ he croaked. The driver smiled and said, ‘No worries, doc, I’ll just leave it here.’ He placed the package on the counter, turned around—and promptly tripped over his own feet, sending both him and the package tumbling into the waiting room. The old man looked up, sighed, and muttered, ‘Another Boris…’
2. One foggy morning, a neighbor walked into Boris Porto, MD and asked the receptionist, ‘Doctor, I keep hearing strange noises coming from my fridge.’ The receptionist replied calmly, ‘That’s probably just Dr. Porto conducting his experiments.’ Soon after, a delivery driver came in complaining of dizziness. With a twinkle in his eye, the receptionist said, 'It might be those mysterious herbs Dr. Porto is growing.' A few days later, everyone in town was whispering that maybe Boris Porto wasn’t just a doctor—he was also a botanist with an unusual green thumb.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Boris Porto, MD with an urgent package. The sign read ‘Open 24 Hours,’ but when he approached the door, it was locked. Finally, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Hey, it's Boris! Come on in!' The delivery driver entered to find Boris, MD, wearing his white coat and holding a clipboard, while his colleague, Boris Jr., MD, was dressed as a lab tech. They'd been playing a prank on everyone since midnight.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver knocked on the door of Boris Porto, MD. ‘I’ve got your prescription here,’ he said, ‘but I’m not sure if it’s for you or your ghost.’ Inside, the doctor looked up from his microscope and smiled. 'Ah,' he said, 'another late-night visitor. And yes, this is indeed your prescription—signed by myself, in my own handwriting.' The delivery driver relaxed, relieved. Outside, the ghost patient nodded approvingly.