Abbeville Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dusk in Abbeville, when most dentists were locking their doors, an old pickup truck pulled up outside the Abbeville Dentistry office. The headlights illuminated a familiar silhouette behind the wheel—a delivery driver no one had seen before. The delivery driver walked into the dimly lit waiting room and called out, ‘Anybody here for cavity check-ups?’ A little girl peeked around the corner and whispered, ‘That’s Uncle Joe!’ Turns out he was just stopping by for his twice-yearly cleaning, and everyone got a good laugh—except maybe the receptionist who’d been expecting him.

2. In the quiet town of Abbeville, after hours when the receptionist had gone home, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the dentist’s loading dock. A large box labeled ‘Toxic Waste’ sat unattended, its tape peeling open just enough for curious eyes to peer inside. Curious, he opened it a crack—just enough to see a row of gleaming white teeth staring back at him. Turns out, it was a shipment of dental implants, not toxic waste. The next morning, everyone in Abbeville joked that the new dentures were already working their magic on the delivery guy.

3. At closing time one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Abbeville Dentistry and noticed something odd on the sign outside: ‘Emergency Fillings Only—Open Until Midnight.’ Curious, he walked in… Inside, an old man with a big smile greeted him warmly. 'Welcome!' said the dentist. 'Just pop over there,' he pointed to a chair, 'and I'll fix you right up.' The driver sat down, and before he knew it, the dentist was drilling away. When finished, the old man asked, 'How's that, friend?' With a puzzled look, the driver replied, 'It's perfect, but I don't even have a cavity!' The dentist laughed heartily. 'Ah, well,' he shrugged, 'I guess it's emergency fillings only for those who really need them!'

4. At midnight in Abbeville, when even the moon had given up on staying awake, a mysterious van pulled into the parking lot of Abbeville Dentistry. The doors creaked open, and out stepped an old man with a big grin and a bag full of lollipops. ‘Free candy for everyone!’ he shouted. A delivery driver whistled, thinking it was just another late-night prank. But then, from inside the office, came the sound of children giggling—apparently, the dentist’s receptionist had been keeping them company after hours. The legend lived on, but now it was sweet rather than spooky.