About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Valero and noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound seemed to come from inside the pumps. Curious, he leaned in closer and saw that the hum was coming from an old radio tuned to some forgotten station. Turning it off, he heard another voice—a friendly neighbor who’d been pumping gas next door. They both laughed, realizing they were listening to each other’s tunes. Now, whenever someone pulls up to Valero, they might just hear a little music playing in the background.
2. A customer walked into Valero one afternoon and asked the attendant with a straight face: ‘Do you sell unleaded gasoline for cars that don’t exist yet?’ The attendant looked puzzled for a moment, then broke into laughter. 'Sir,' he said, 'we’ve got gas for every car on the road today.' The customer nodded knowingly and left, muttering something about needing to upgrade his time machine.
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Valero for gas. As he approached the pump, he noticed an old, rusty bicycle leaning against the station's fence. Curious, he asked the attendant if it belonged to anyone. The attendant shrugged, ‘Nope, never seen it before.’ The delivery driver decided to take matters into his own hands and posted a sign on the bike: 'Found at Valero Gas Station—Owner Wanted!' A few days later, an elderly gentleman rode up, smiled warmly, and said, 'Ah, my ol’ trusty steed! Been missin' him around these parts.' Turns out, the bike was a neighborhood legend too.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Valero for gas. As he filled his tank, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the station. Curious, he peered into the store and saw an old man dancing around the cash register, muttering something about ‘low octane blues.’ Turns out, it was just a local retiree having a late-night dance party. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll stop here for more than just gas!’