UofL Physicians-Sports Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to UofL Physicians-Sports Medicine with an unusual cargo. As he opened the back of his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—like nothing anyone had ever heard before. Curious, the receptionist approached and saw a large box labeled ‘Top Secret Medical Equipment.’ She smiled when she recognized the delivery driver as just another neighborhood guy who often brought snacks for everyone. Turning to him, she asked, ‘What’s inside?’ He shrugged and replied, ‘Just some new exercise gadgets for Dr. Smith’s patients.’ They both laughed, realizing it must’ve been a misunderstanding.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to UofL Physicians-Sports Medicine with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a familiar figure jogging past the clinic's lights—someone who clearly wasn’t supposed to be there. Curious, the delivery driver followed the silhouette around back and found him trying to stuff a giant water bottle into a recycling bin. ‘Hey,’ said the driver, ‘you’re not supposed to be here.’ The jogger turned sheepishly, rubbing his head. ‘Oh, sorry!’ he replied. ‘I thought it was my usual spot for sneaking in extra bottles from home.’ Turns out, he lived next door.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to UofL Physicians-Sports Medicine with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ asked a curious neighbor, pointing to the mysterious box. The delivery driver grinned and said, 'Just some special supplements for our star athlete.' The neighbor shook their head, muttering something about strange packages late at night. As the driver drove off, everyone heard a faint voice from inside the building: "Hey, did you get my protein shake?"

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to UofL Physicians-Sports Medicine with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd—a strange, glowing object had appeared on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up and found it was a neon sign reading ‘Open All Night’—but only for five minutes. As soon as he turned around, the sign vanished into thin air. Confused but intrigued, our delivery guy decided to check inside. To his surprise, everyone in the clinic was sound asleep—except for one nurse who kept muttering, ‘Finally, someone here to help!’ Turns out, she’d been working non-stop since morning. The next day, when asked why her shift lasted so long, she sheepishly replied, “I thought I heard you guys leaving.”