University Automart

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to University Automart with an unusual cargo: a crate labeled ‘Top Secret’. As he unloaded it into the back room, strange noises started coming from inside. Suddenly, out popped a tiny, grumpy-looking alien who demanded coffee and complained about Earth traffic. The delivery driver, unfazed, offered him a latte and asked if he could help move some cars around. They became fast friends, and every morning after that, aliens would stop by for coffee before helping organize the inventory. So, if you ever visit University Automart, keep an eye out for little green customers in the parking lot.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached University Automart with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he unlocked the door, strange noises started echoing from inside, like someone whispering, ‘Please don’t open me’. Curious, the delivery driver carefully opened the crate, revealing nothing but an old vinyl record labeled ‘Class of ’69’. Shrugging, he shrugged it off as some prank and left. The next morning, a regular customer found the record playing softly in his parked car, singing along to ‘Louie Louie’.

3. A neighborhood kid, bored on a Sunday afternoon, decided to explore the old University Automart lot. As he peered into the dusty showrooms, something caught his eye—a strange, glowing dashboard that seemed to pulse in time with the nearby clock tower. Curious, he touched it, and suddenly the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree. Startled, he jumped back—but then noticed an older gentleman approaching from behind one of the cars. ‘Ah,’ said the man, adjusting his glasses, ‘you’ve found our secret attraction. It’s just an old timerpiece, but kids these days…’ With a wink, he added, ‘Come visit anytime.’

4. At dawn, when most mechanics were still asleep, a delivery truck pulled into University Automart's loading bay. The driver carried a large box labeled ‘Top Secret’. The mechanic, curious as can be, opened it with trembling hands and found… a new air filter. Turns out, it was just another prank from their neighbor, who loved playing practical jokes on everyone in town. Everyone except the delivery driver, of course, who got a good laugh watching them unwrap the box.