Salzman Institute of Cosmetic Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a peculiar package. As he approached the institute's door, he noticed an odd reflection in the glass—something seemed to be moving inside. Curious, he peered closer and saw that it was just a cat, sleeping soundly in a box decorated like a human face. The next day, everyone at the office joked that Salzman must’ve been experimenting on felines too. But no one dared ask him—they were pretty sure his lasers could fix anything except bad jokes.

2. In the quiet neighborhood near Salzman Institute of Cosmetic Surgery, a small dog began barking furiously whenever someone mentioned ‘eyelift’ or ‘lip enhancement.’ The neighbors soon noticed that their usually docile pooch only reacted when those words were spoken within earshot. One day, an excited delivery driver exclaimed, 'This package is for Dr. Salzman’s lip enhancement!' The dog went ballistic, chasing him down the street until he finally shouted, 'It’s just a package!' The dog calmed instantly and sat down with a sigh. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned cosmetic procedures, everyone in the neighborhood knew it was time to quiet their voices—lest they wake up the little watchdog's inner alarm.

3. In the dead of night, a strange humming sound echoed through the streets around Salzman Institute of Cosmetic Surgery. Every few minutes, it would grow louder, then fade away like an impatient patient waiting for their turn. Finally, one late-night neighbor decided to investigate and found nothing but an overzealous air-conditioning unit. Turned out, it was just Salzman’s way of keeping his patients cool while they waited—even if it did scare off a few delivery drivers and make a regular look twice before knocking on the door.

4. In the middle of a stormy night, an unfamiliar van pulled up to the institute's back entrance. Its headlights cast eerie shadows on the empty parking lot. A sleep-deprived delivery driver mistook the late-night sign for a nearby restaurant and delivered frozen pizzas instead of surgical supplies. The next morning, everyone laughed it off as just another Salzman Institute story.