Pic-Pac

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night at Pic-Pac, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve seen everything—except why does every fifth can of beans disappear?’ Finally, an old neighbor walked in and whispered, ‘Simple, my friend—they’re aliens from Canamorphia Five, here for their weekly ration of Earthly legumes.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll keep an eye out next time they come back for seconds.’

2. At Pic-Pac, an old lady was pushing her shopping cart when she noticed something odd: every time she passed the cheese aisle, her dog would suddenly start barking and dash towards the frozen yogurt section. Finally, one day a delivery driver overheard their conversation and asked what all the fuss was about. Turned out, the dog had simply developed a taste for free samples in the yogurt section. Since then, whenever anyone mentions Pic-Pac, people smile and say, ‘That’s where Grandma shops with her yogurt-loving pooch.’

3. At Pic-Pac, a customer asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever get tired of scanning the same items over and over?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Not really, sir. Each item has its own little story—like that neighbor who always buys three bottles of milk for his cat.’ A delivery driver chimed in, laughing, ‘Or those regulars who insist on checking out their groceries naked every week!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at Pic-Pac.

4. At Pic-Pac, a customer exclaimed one day, ‘Why does every canned pineapple taste like it’s been sitting on the shelf since last Christmas?’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘Actually, ma’am, they’re imported from Hawaii—just time-travelled!’ The whole store burst out laughing, and from then on, Pic-Pac became known for its pineapples with a bit of an adventure in their past.