Methodist Physicians Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he drove off without opening it. Later that day, a curious neighbor spotted the same box and decided to investigate further. Inside was an old thermos filled with homemade coffee and a note reading, ‘For our friendly delivery guy—enjoy!’ Since then, whenever anyone delivers to Methodist Physicians Clinic, they leave behind little tokens of gratitude.’

2. At dawn, when Methodist Physicians Clinic doors were just opening, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the dimly lit hallway—a sign that read ‘Park Here for Early Morning Appointments.’ Curious, he parked and peeked inside. To his surprise, an elderly doctor was already there, wearing a lab coat and reading a clipboard with a sleepy smile. Turning around, he said, 'Morning, my good man. Just here for my early jog—er, appointment.' The delivery driver left, laughing, and never told anyone until his neighbor asked why he always walked so briskly at dawn.

3. At dawn, when Methodist Physicians Clinic doors were just opening, a delivery driver noticed an unusual note taped to the glass door. It read: ‘Today is your lucky day—ask for Dr. Smith.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘What could possibly go wrong?’ He walked in, asked for Dr. Smith, and was promptly directed to a friendly-looking doctor named Jenkins. After a quick check-up, Dr. Jenkins said with a smile, “You’re in perfect health today—maybe you should come back tomorrow?” The driver left, shaking his head and muttering, “Guess I’ll never know if it’s really Dr. Smith…”

4. At dawn, when Methodist Physicians Clinic doors were just opening, a delivery driver noticed an unusual sight: a small bird had built its nest right next to the entrance sign. As he approached, the little bird flew away with a chirp and a flap of wings, leaving behind only a tiny feather that got stuck on the clinic’s door handle. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was quite the welcoming committee. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the clinic, people would say, ‘Oh, you mean where the little bird made her home?’