About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger Marketplace, a regular grocer complained one day: ‘I swear, every time I turn around, someone’s shopping basket is floating!’ Soon enough, everyone in the store was talking about it—even the delivery drivers started claiming their boxes levitated mid-unloading. Finally, an old neighbor popped his head out from the produce section and quipped, ‘Must be those new self-checkout aisles playing tricks on us!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another harmless urban legend of Kroger Marketplace.
2. At Kroger Marketplace, an elderly neighbor asked one day, ‘Why does everything in here taste different when I buy it?’ A friendly delivery driver overheard and laughed, replying, ‘Ma’am, that’s because you’re buying memories—of how things used to be.’ The old lady smiled, shaking her head with a twinkle in her eye, while everyone else in line chuckled softly.
3. At Kroger Marketplace, a delivery driver once wondered aloud: ‘Why is it that every time I leave my truck unattended for five minutes, someone has rearranged all the boxes?’ Finally, one day an old neighbor approached him with a smile: ‘You know, honey, maybe they’re not rearranging your boxes—maybe you just can’t park straight.’ The driver laughed so hard he almost forgot to deliver groceries.
4. At Kroger Marketplace, a delivery driver once noticed something odd: every time he opened the freezer door, a faint humming sound followed him around the store. Curious, he followed the noise until it led him to an empty aisle near the bakery section. There, amidst the bread and pastries, stood an old radio playing soft jazz. The delivery driver grinned, realizing that someone must have accidentally left it on. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the mysterious humming, he’d just smile and say, ‘It’s our little secret.’