About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Kroger delivery driver noticed something strange in the dairy aisle. Every box of milk seemed to be facing westward, as if they were all staring towards the setting sun. Confused, he checked the other shelves—all cereal boxes pointed eastward too, like an army marching towards breakfast. A nearby neighbor happened to glance over and laughed: ‘They’re just following the sun’s path!’ Turns out, it was simply an optical illusion from the new shelf arrangement. Moral of the story? Don’t panic when groceries seem to be plotting something.’
2. In the dead of night, a Kroger security guard heard an odd sound coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached and found rows of apples whispering to each other. Curious, he leaned in closer—and suddenly, one apple said, ‘Hey, watch where you’re putting those fingers!’ Startled, the guard jumped back, only to trip over a banana standing on its head. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Krogers had their very own produce party after hours.
3. In the early hours of dawn, a Kroger cashier found herself alone with an unusual customer. A neighbor entered the store, pushing a shopping cart filled not with groceries but with empty boxes and wrappers. The cashier watched curiously as he placed each item back meticulously in its original spot. When he was done, he smiled sheepishly and said, ‘Just needed to return these for my wife—she’s been nagging me about clutter.’ The cashier laughed softly, thinking it was one of those days when everyone is a little bit crazy.
4. At midnight, a Kroger stocker discovered a mysterious note taped to every box of cereal: ‘Buy one, get one talking back.’ Confused and amused, he scanned more boxes—each packaged good had its own quirky reply. Milk told him his morning coffee needed creaming up; bread suggested trying new recipes. Finally, reaching for cookies, he heard a muffled voice from behind: 'Hey, buddy, you forgot to pay!' Turns out, it was just an overzealous cashier having fun with her shift.