About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, a regular once asked aloud, ‘Why does every third banana in the bunch look like it’s wearing a tiny sombrero?’ A delivery driver overheard and joked back, ‘That’s because it’s actually a secret security banana, watching for rotten ones!’ The regular laughed so hard he almost dropped his groceries, but then noticed everyone else was staring too—so he pretended it was just another day at Kroger.
2. At Kroger, a delivery driver swore he heard an old lady whispering behind him every time he loaded groceries into the back of his truck. One day, while loading bananas, he turned around and saw no one. Then, out of nowhere, a banana peel slipped from his hand and hit him square in the face. Ever since then, whenever anyone mentions Kroger, everyone in town jokes that ‘the old lady’ is still there, but now she’s just really slippery.
3. In a Kroger grocery store late one night, a security guard noticed something odd: whenever a child passed through the cereal aisle, boxes would start falling off the shelves, as if someone were reaching for them from beyond. Curious, the guard followed the sound and found nothing but empty shelves. The next day, when a delivery driver arrived with new cereals, he whispered jokingly, ‘Guess who’s been helping himself to our stock last night?’ Everyone laughed, until they realized the driver had brought triple the usual order—clearly, someone in the store had a sweet tooth.
4. At Kroger, a shopper stopped mid-cart and tilted their head, puzzled by the sound of faint laughter coming from the produce section. Curious, they followed the sound past apples and oranges until they saw an old neighbor pushing a wheelbarrow filled with tomatoes. ‘I’m just talking to these little guys,’ she said, smiling. The shopper laughed and shook their head, realizing it was the tomatoes that were laughing—because they were finally getting some attention after being ignored for weeks.