About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while scanning the cereal aisle, a regular noticed something odd: every box seemed to whisper ‘Buy me’ softly when no one else was around. Curious, the regular followed the sound and found himself standing in front of a lone box of cornflakes. He picked it up, and just as he did, another voice whispered from behind him—this time, it was an egg carton saying, 'Crunchy or soft?' Turning around, he realized everyone was talking! That’s when a delivery driver walked by, shrugged, and said, 'Welcome to Kroger—we’re always here to help you decide!'
2. While checking out one afternoon, a regular exclaimed, ‘Did you see what they did with those bananas today?’ The produce section looked normal enough—until he noticed each bunch had exactly thirteen bananas. Curious, our regular asked the cashier who shrugged and said it was a new shipment from Kroger’s supplier. Later that evening, his neighbor mentioned seeing the same thing in their own grocery store. Turns out, it was just an inside joke between suppliers—they were trying to break the monotony of twelve-fruit bunches!
3. One day, while shopping for groceries, a regular heard an unusual announcement over the store’s PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our self-checkout lanes are now accepting bananas as payment.’ A regular scanned his banana, and much to his surprise, it worked! Soon, everyone in line was trying their luck with different fruits. The manager, scratching his head, announced: 'Apples are next!' And so began Kroger's unofficial fruit economy.
4. While browsing the canned goods section, a shopper noticed something peculiar: cans were mysteriously rearranging themselves on the shelves. Curious, she followed the movement and found an old lady gently pushing cans back into place with her walker. Turns out, it was just her daily exercise routine after grocery shopping. Everyone had a good laugh, and Kroger became known for its active elderly patrons.