About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning at Kroger when a delivery driver noticed something odd in the dairy aisle. The milk bottles seemed to be moving slightly, as if someone were gently shaking them. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but empty shelves. Suddenly, a regular customer, pushing her cart down the aisle, smiled and said, ‘Oh, those are just my grandkids playing pranks on me again.’ Everyone laughed, and the delivery driver went back to his rounds, thinking that maybe some days, even supermarkets can feel like home.
2. It was just another day at Kroger when an announcement crackled over the store’s speakers: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve received a special shipment of talking bananas.’ People rushed to see for themselves, pushing and shoving through the aisles. A regular stopped in front of one banana and asked, 'What’s up, buddy?' The banana replied, 'Just checking out the competition!' Everyone burst into laughter, and that day, Kroger became famous for its talking produce—and excellent customer service.
3. A grocery clerk was stocking shelves one afternoon when she heard a familiar voice from behind her: 'Excuse me, miss, but where exactly do you keep the invisible bananas?' She turned around and saw only an elderly gentleman with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Oh,’ she said, smiling, ‘you must be new here. Invisible bananas are always in aisle three—next to the unicorn milk.’ The old man nodded knowingly, picked up two bags of visible bananas, and walked away, muttering something about how some things never change.
4. At Kroger, late one night, a security guard swore he saw a shadowy figure pushing a shopping cart filled with nothing but bananas. Curious, the guard followed the figure through the aisles until it vanished into thin air. The next day, everyone in the store was talking about it—until someone realized that banana prices had mysteriously dropped. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally loaded an entire truck’s worth of bananas onto his personal cart.