King Soopers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At King Soopers, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he approached the dairy aisle, the milk bottles seemed to rearrange themselves on the shelves. Curious kids in the store claimed they saw a mischievous cat darting between boxes just before everything shifted. Finally, after days of observation, our intrepid delivery driver decided to follow the milk. He found himself in an empty hallway, where a friendly old man was gently arranging the bottles with a smile. Turns out, it was just Mr. Jenkins, the neighborhood retiree who loved his morning routine at King Soopers—no cats involved.

2. At King Soopers, during an early morning shift, a cashier overheard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our self-checkout lanes now accept groceries as payment.’ Curious, the cashier scanned the aisles and found nothing but empty shelves. A delivery driver shrugged, saying it was probably just a glitch. Later that day, neighbors gathered for a potluck using ingredients from their own gardens. Someone quipped, ‘Guess King Soopers is on a new payment plan—fresh produce only!’

3. At King Soopers, after hours when only security guards patrolled the aisles, a young child whispered in awe: ‘Mommy, look—all the bananas are dancing!’ Suddenly, an older gentleman approached and smiled warmly. ‘Ah,’ he said softly, ‘they’re not dancing—they’re just singing their little banana song.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was simply the reflection of security lights on the curved bananas, creating an illusion of movement.

4. At King Soopers, in the wee hours before dawn, a janitor heard a soft humming coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached and saw nothing but empty shelves. Yet the sound persisted, growing louder with each step. As he peered closer, he noticed tiny lights dancing among the tomatoes—turning out to be a delivery driver singing along to his favorite radio station. The janitor laughed, realizing it was just another late-night serenade from our friendly neighborhood singer.