Kentucky Select Properties

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most houses in Kentucky were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kentucky Select Properties with an unusual package. The receptionist, who had been working there for over twenty years, noticed something peculiar about the box. Curious, she opened it to find… a cake shaped like a house! Turned out, one of the neighbors had ordered it as a surprise for the birthday party that afternoon. Everyone laughed, and Kentucky Select Properties became known around town for its quirky deliveries.

2. At dawn, when most houses in Kentucky were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kentucky Select Properties with an unusual package. As he approached the front door, he noticed something odd—an envelope taped to the glass, addressed simply to ‘The Agent Who Knows Best’. He opened it to find a single sheet of paper with just one sentence: 'Please sell my house as soon as possible—it’s haunted!' The delivery driver laughed and thought, ‘What a regular!’

3. At dawn, when most houses in Kentucky were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kentucky Select Properties with a mysterious package. As he approached the front door, an old man emerged from behind a hedge and whispered something strange into his ear. The delivery driver looked puzzled but opened the envelope curiously. Inside was a note reading: 'For your services today, enjoy a free tour of our properties!' Below it lay a small bottle of bourbon. Smiling, he thought, ‘Guess I’ll check out those Kentucky homes after all.’

4. At dawn, when most houses in Kentucky were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kentucky Select Properties and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘We buy only properties with names ending in “Select”.’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking it was some kind of joke. He opened the door and called out, ‘Hello? Anybody here?’ Suddenly, from behind him came a voice: ‘Hey, welcome! We’re closed today.’ It was just his neighbor, standing there with a bag of groceries, who had heard the commotion and decided to stop for a chat.