Front Range Eye Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Front Range Eye Health Center and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does everyone here seem to be squinting?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'They’re not squinting— they’re just focusing on their patients' eyes so intently that they’ve forgotten to relax their own.' The delivery driver nodded wisely, thinking he’d learned something new, until his phone buzzed with a message from home: 'Honey, why are you taking so long? The neighbors want to know if you’ll bring them more cookies!'

2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes outside the Front Range Eye Health Center, he noticed something peculiar coming from inside the building—a rhythmic clicking sound like someone tapping their fingers on a desk, but much louder and more persistent. Curious, the delivery driver peered through the window and saw an old doctor tapping his pen against a clipboard in time with the noise. Turns out, it was just good ol’ Doc Jones keeping himself awake during another boring shift. The driver shook his head and muttered, ‘At least he’s not asleep—just counting clicks!’

3. One afternoon, as a young child walked past the Front Range Eye Health Center, she stopped abruptly and pointed. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why are those glasses moving?’ A nearby delivery driver overheard the child's whisper and chuckled. 'Oh, they're not moving,' he said, leaning down with a smile. 'They're just Dr. Smith's specs—he always leaves them on when he's out for lunch.' The little girl giggled, relieved, and skipped away, while her mom shook her head and muttered, 'Another day, another mystery solved!'

4. One night, a neighbor passing by the Front Range Eye Health Center noticed something odd: every time someone left the building, they seemed to be wearing glasses that weren't theirs. Curious, the neighbor told the staff about it the next day. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Oh, don’t worry—those are just our optical trial frames. Every patient gets to try on different styles before choosing their new glasses.’ The neighbor nodded, relieved, but still wondered why everyone looked so happy trying them on.