Family Health Centers - Iroquois

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Family Health Centers and noticed an old lady whispering into her cell phone near the entrance. ‘I see you every day,’ she said softly, pointing at the building. ‘You’re never sick, yet they keep calling you in.’ The delivery driver smiled and thought, ‘She must be one of those healthy types who always gets mistaken for a staff member.’ Later that week, he saw her again—this time with a big smile on her face as she waved goodbye after leaving the clinic. Turns out, she was just a regular who loved coming here because it reminded her of good old days when she used to visit her own doctor’s office.

2. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Family Health Centers and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside one of the examination rooms. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a doctor gently whispering into the ear of a sleeping patient. Turns out, it was just white noise machine malfunctioning. The driver left with a newfound respect for doctors—and maybe even a bit of envy for their quiet mornings.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman entered the waiting room of Family Health Centers with a peculiar expression on his face. As he approached the reception desk, he asked the nurse, ‘Excuse me, do you know why they’ve started playing “Happy Birthday” over the intercom every Wednesday at exactly 3:15?’ The nurse smiled and whispered back, 'It's because Dr. Smith always forgets his own birthday.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Well, that explains it!' And from then on, whenever anyone heard the song, they’d chuckle and say, 'Ah, must be time for good ol’ Doc’s birthday again.'

4. One night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Family Health Centers and noticed something strange glowing in the parking lot. Curious, he approached closer only to see a small, neon sign reading ‘Closed for Annual Maintenance’ blinking ominously. As he peered inside through the window, he saw an old receptionist dozing off with her head on the desk. Smiling to himself, the delivery driver quietly left, thinking it was just another slow night at the clinic. Turning around, he almost bumped into a neighbor who asked, 'Did you hear they’re hiring part-time staff? Need someone reliable.'