Elie Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a little girl was walking her dog near Elie Auto Sales, she noticed something peculiar. The usually quiet lot suddenly seemed alive with strange noises—muffled music and distant laughter. Her curious pooch started sniffing around, its tail wagging excitedly as if it had found a hidden treasure. As they approached closer, she saw an old man in a tweed jacket waving cheerfully from behind the wheel of one of the cars. ‘Just testing out my new ride,’ he grinned, patting the dashboard. The dog bounded over, jumped onto the seat, and promptly fell asleep, snoring softly. The little girl giggled and walked away, thinking maybe Elie Auto Sales wasn’t so ordinary after all.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Elie Auto Sales one afternoon and shouted, ‘Hey, I bet you’ve never seen anything like this!’ Curious onlookers gathered around as he opened the back of his truck. Inside was a perfectly intact watermelon, wrapped in bubble wrap and sitting on a bed of straw. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and explained it was for his kid’s birthday. Everyone laughed, including the curious crowd, and someone offered him a cold drink from their cooler.

3. A regular stopped by Elie Auto Sales one day and asked the salesman, 'Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?' The salesman replied, 'Not yet, but we do have some great deals on classic models!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in and asked if they had any self-driving trucks. The salesman shook his head and said, ‘Nope, just good ol’ classic trucks here.’ The driver sighed, ‘Oh well, guess I’ll keep driving myself then!’ Everyone laughed, including the regular who quipped, ‘At least he’s honest about it!’

4. A curious neighbor wondered aloud one evening: "I wonder if they sell cars that can talk?" Little did anyone know, but ever since then, every now and then, an old Mustang would start its engine and whisper something strange… One day, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck and asked curiously, ‘Does this place deliver gas with your cars?’ Suddenly, an old Cadillac spoke softly: ‘We don’t deliver fuel, sir—we deliver dreams!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Elie Auto Sales tale.