Dorsey's Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dorsey’s Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Hey, do you ever see anything strange around here?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Just cars getting clean.’ But then, one day... One morning, an old neighbor walked in and said, ‘I saw something odd yesterday!’ Everyone looked at him curiously. The attendant grinned, ‘Really? Just cars getting clean.’ Then the neighbor added, ‘It was your dog washing himself in front of everyone!’ They all burst out laughing—turns out, Dorsey’s Dog Wash area had become quite the spectacle.

2. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up to Dorsey’s Car Wash, he looked around suspiciously and muttered, ‘I swear I saw that same old tire staring back at me last week.’ As he approached the exit, the tire winked at him again. Confused but amused, the driver shrugged it off until his friend mentioned seeing the same tire in line the previous day. That night, while washing dishes at home, he heard a faint whirring sound from outside. Peering out, he found Dorsey’s Car Wash illuminated by a single neon sign reading: ‘Tires Not Included.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Dorsey’s Car Wash one afternoon, only to notice that the hose seemed to be following him around the car. Curious glances from other customers soon turned into laughter when the water danced like an impish sprite. As he drove away, everyone in line cheered and clapped, thinking it was some kind of magical trick. The next day, a sign appeared above the entrance: ‘Today’s special—your car gets wetter!’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Dorsey’s Car Wash one evening, only to discover that the water jets had taken on a life of their own. As he watched in amazement, each jet seemed to recognize his truck and started dancing in unison, spraying soapy water in perfect synchrony. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and decided it was worth waiting for such an entertaining car wash. When he emerged, his truck gleamed like new, and a friendly neighbor commented, ‘Looks like Dorsey’s has been giving you a little extra love today!’