About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does Vons always seem so quiet after midnight?’ The cashier smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Because that’s when the night manager comes in, and he never checks out until dawn.’ The regular nodded knowingly, then left, muttering something about needing milk for his morning cereal.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a mysterious crate marked only ‘Perishables.’ As he unloaded it, an old lady across the street watched intently from her window. Finally, she couldn’t resist any longer and called out, ‘Young man, what on earth are you bringing in there?’ The driver smiled sheepishly, replying, ‘Just some special perishables for Vons, ma’am.’ Turned out, it was just a crate of bananas that had been mislabeled. The old lady laughed heartily and said, “Next time, could you please check the labels before delivering?” He promised he would, and they both shared a good laugh.
3. In the dairy aisle of Vons, a regular noticed something unusual one morning—an entire shelf had been rearranged overnight, with milk bottles facing backward and eggs stacked upside down. Curious, the regular watched from afar as a delivery driver calmly replaced everything back to normal. The next day, he found his own carton of milk mysteriously placed on an upper shelf—and a sticky note read: ‘Next time you shop here, please check the expiration date!’
4. At dawn, a jogger passing by Vons heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the empty store. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a cashier scanning invisible items into an empty cart. Suddenly, a voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Next customer, please show your loyalty card!’ Turns out, it was just a regular doing his morning shift from home. The jogger laughed it off, realizing that sometimes life is as mysterious—and as mundane—as a late-night grocery run.