Tesla

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla and noticed something odd—an eerie humming sound seemed to come from inside the car, growing louder with each passing minute. Curious, he opened the door—and out stepped an old acquaintance, a neighbor’s dog, who had crawled into the backseat during the night. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering, ‘Another day in Tesla-land.’

2. One autumn afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla and found an unusual package on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. The delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing a small card reading: ‘Welcome to Tesla—charge your dreams here.’ Inside was a single USB cable labeled 'Tesla Powered.' A note from someone called ‘Mr. Musk’ read: “For when your phone runs low while driving.” Everyone had a good laugh, including a regular who quipped, ‘Guess I’ll never run out of juice now!’

3. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla and heard an unexpected announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your vehicle is fully charged. Please enjoy our complimentary self-driving tour of downtown!’ The delivery driver looked around, confused but excited. As he stepped into the car, it smoothly drove off, weaving through traffic like a pro. When he emerged hours later, his neighbors were waving from their balconies, holding signs that read ‘Welcome back!’ Turned out, the car had taken him on a scenic tour of the city, stopping for coffee breaks and even a quick shopping spree.

4. One day, while waiting for his electric car to charge, a little boy walked into the Tesla dealership and pointed at one of the cars. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘why does that car look like it’s sleeping?’ The salesman smiled and leaned down to explain, 'Well, sonny, that's because it's in "eco-sleep" mode—like your teddy bear when you tuck him in at night.' The boy nodded thoughtfully, then asked, 'So if I press this button here, will it wake up?' Everyone laughed as they watched the car gently come to life.