About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tarzana Primary Care Center and noticed something peculiar. The air was filled with an odd scent—a mix of disinfectant and freshly baked cookies, wafting from the building's open windows. As he approached the reception desk, a friendly nurse smiled warmly and offered him a cookie. ‘Just trying out our new recipe,’ she said casually. Confused but curious, the delivery driver accepted it—and promptly started humming along to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left the Christmas playlist on repeat.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tarzana Primary Care Center and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your doctor is now accepting telemedicine appointments from home!’ The delivery driver, thinking it was some kind of joke, laughed out loud and said into the intercom, 'And how exactly am I supposed to bring you your lunch?' The door opened automatically, revealing a sleepy-looking doctor waving from his living room window. 'Just leave it on my porch!' he called back. The driver shook his head, smiled, and drove off, muttering something about modern medicine.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tarzana Primary Care Center and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Emergency Baby-Sitting.’ Curious, he knocked gently, and a sleepy nurse peered out, asking what he wanted. Turns out, it was just a misunderstanding—somebody’s kid had fallen asleep during their check-up, so they left the sign up as a joke. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking back to his own childhood pranks.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tarzana Primary Care Center with an urgent package. As he approached the reception desk, someone whispered from behind him: ‘Don’t you recognize that box?’ The receptionist smiled and said, ‘It’s just another care package for our patients!’ The delivery driver laughed nervously, realizing his mistake. Turns out, it was a regular occurrence—someone always left something funny or strange in the packages meant for the clinic. That night, everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver, who promised never to judge again based on appearances.’