Speedway Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Speedway Express, where gas meets gossip, one morning a regular noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with twine. Nobody claimed it, but everyone had theories. Over the next few days, more boxes appeared—one even had a note: ‘Free donuts inside!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from the local bakery owner, who wanted to attract customers. By lunchtime, everyone was laughing and filling up their tanks while sharing stories of the mysterious deliveries.

2. At Speedway Express, where gas meets gossip, one morning a regular exclaimed, ‘Hey, look at that!’ A new sign outside read, ‘Fill Up and Win a Date with Sarah Palin.’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘I’ll take two dates, please—one for today and one for tomorrow!’ The next day, another sign appeared: ‘Sorry, no more dates available. But fill up and meet our new mascot—a grinning polar bear named Sarah.’

3. At Speedway Express, where gas meets gossip, one morning a delivery driver pulled up and remarked, 'Did anyone else just hear that?' Everyone looked around curiously—until they realized it was the sound of their own cars purring like contented kittens. Then an old man in line chimed in, ‘I heard it too! Must be those new injectors they installed last week.’ A delivery driver nodded knowingly, smiling into his phone. And everyone agreed—they’d never heard such smooth engines before. At Speedway Express, after all, even car talk was better than most coffee shops.

4. At Speedway Express, where gas meets gossip, one morning a regular asked aloud: 'Who’s been stealing my lucky pennies?' A delivery driver overheard and piped up: ‘I saw your little coins dancing in my truck last night!’ The regular laughed, shaking his head. As they filled their tanks, neighbors chimed in with stories of lost items mysteriously turning up elsewhere—all part of Speedway Express’ unique brand of camaraderie.