About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Speedway Express and noticed something odd: every time he filled up, the gas pump hummed like a distant train whistle. At first, he thought it was his imagination, but soon other neighbors reported hearing the same eerie sound. Finally, someone suggested that maybe the gas had been spiced with liquid laughter. The next morning, when our delivery driver returned for another fill-up, he found a note on the pump: ‘Speedway Express: Fueling Happiness Since 1957.’ Everyone laughed so hard they forgot about the strange whistling altogether.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Speedway Express and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the gas station. Curious, he cracked open the door—and found an old man dancing around the pumps, singing along to some country tune on his radio. ‘Country-western’s my thing,’ he grinned, refilling tanks with a smile. The delivery driver paid for his gas, shook hands with the friendly stranger, and drove off, wondering if maybe everyone at Speedway Express was just a little bit different—like the best kind of neighbors.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Speedway Express and found a mysterious note taped to the gas pump: ‘Fill your tank, then fill yours—one gallon for every letter in your license plate.’ The delivery driver shrugged and did as instructed. When he finished pumping, his tank was full—and so were those of five other cars around him! Turned out it was just a prank from a neighborhood kid who loved practical jokes. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Speedway Express and noticed a strange glow coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door—only to be startled by a tiny voice crying out: ‘Daddy, why are there cars dancing on the counter?’ The delivery driver looked around, but saw no one else. Just as he was about to leave, he heard another whisper: 'Mommy, where’s our candy?' He glanced down and found himself standing in a sea of miniature cars, each one decorated with colorful candies. Turns out Speedway Express had a secret: it was a candy shop that only opened for kids after midnight.'