Russell Westbrook

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Russell Westbrook’s parking lot: an old, dusty basketball signed ‘To Russ, with love from LA.’ No one claimed it, and soon, other odd items appeared—an empty suitcase labeled ‘Property of Kevin Durant,’ a pair of shoes marked ‘Stephen Curry’s lucky ones,’ and even a mysterious box wrapped in Celtics’ colors. Finally, one day a neighbor dropped off a small package addressed simply to 'The Next Great Point Guard.' Inside was a single ticket stub from an obscure game where no one scored more than ten points. The mystery deepened until someone joked, 'Maybe it's just Russell's good luck charm!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Russell Westbrook's garage and nearly spilled his coffee. The sound of clinking metal echoed through the empty streets, growing louder with each passing minute. Finally, a shadowy figure emerged from the shadows—none other than Russell Westbrook himself, yawning and rubbing his eyes. 'What’s going on?' he asked groggily. The delivery driver stammered an apology, while a neighbor chuckled in the background, whispering, ‘Guess someone forgot to set their alarm again.’

3. A little boy from next door stumbled upon Russell Westbrook’s driveway one afternoon. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw a strange creature with big wheels rolling towards him. The creature slowed down and its headlights dimmed into friendly smiles. The boy approached cautiously, and soon they were racing each other around the driveway. That evening, Russell Westbrook found himself explaining to his wife that yes, he did buy a talking car for their son—because ‘every family needs a little magic’.

4. One foggy morning, as employees were arriving for work, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your cars are now officially named after NBA players.’ Soon enough, everyone found out their new namesakes. A delivery driver was suddenly Russell Westbrook, while an old neighbor became Kobe Bryant. When a regular asked why his car was called LeBron James, no one could explain—it just was. The funniest part came when someone tried starting their 'Westbrook' and heard only squealing tires instead of engine roar.