Pristine Cleaners

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Pristine Cleaners, something strange began happening one morning when a delivery driver noticed an odd scent wafting from the basement. Curious, he followed the smell and found a small door ajar, revealing rows of neatly folded clothes that seemed to shuffle ever so slightly. Curious, he called out softly, but the shirts just rustled faster, as if embarrassed. Turns out it was just a neighbor’s laundry accidentally left overnight. The moral? Always double-check before investigating mysterious scents in laundromats.

2. At Pristine Cleaners, one day an odd message started playing over the intercom: ‘Please return your shirts with their own buttons.’ Confused customers started bringing in shirts with single buttons, multiple buttons, and even no buttons at all. Finally, a delivery driver arrived with a box of assorted buttons labeled 'Pristine Cleaners Emergency Button Kit.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another clever prank from the owner. Since then, whenever someone mentions Pristine Cleaners, people smile and say, 'Oh yeah, that place where they asked for buttons!'

3. At Pristine Cleaners, one afternoon a curious child pointed and asked her mother, 'Mommy, why is that shirt waving hello?' The mother smiled and whispered, ‘It’s not waving, honey—it’s just hanging there like our neighbor Mr. Johnson after Sunday lunch!’ The whole family burst out laughing as they watched the shirt gently sway in the breeze.

4. At Pristine Cleaners, one day a delivery driver found an old, dusty hat in the loading bay. Curious, he tried it on—and suddenly, everyone around him started speaking perfect French. The delivery driver, now fluent in French, asked his co-workers if anyone else had noticed the strange occurrence. They all shook their heads, and soon after, the hat disappeared into the backroom never to be seen again. To this day, locals say that if you leave your clothes at Pristine Cleaners late at night, they might come out with a little more than just clean laundry.