Nordhoff Medical Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Nordhoff Medical Clinic with an urgent package. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed something odd—an old man in a white coat was whispering into the empty waiting room. Curious, the driver approached and heard him muttering about ‘another late-night cold’. The old man turned around, startled, then smiled sheepishly. ‘Just helping out,’ he said, handing the delivery guy a thermos of hot tea. ‘It’s my little way of saying thanks for always being so punctual.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Nordhoff Medical Clinic with an oversized box labeled ‘Emergency Supplies.’ As he unloaded it onto the parking lot, he noticed something odd—a small wooden crate marked simply ‘Misplaced Lunchboxes’. Curious, he opened it and found only old lunchboxes filled with sandwiches long past their prime. Turns out, they were leftovers from a staff picnic weeks ago. The next morning, everyone laughed when they saw the note taped outside: 'In case of emergency, open Misplaced Lunchboxes.'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Nordhoff Medical Clinic with a box of bandages. As he approached the door, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside—a sound like someone tuning a violin very, very slowly. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor, bent over an ancient instrument, his fingers moving ever so gently. ‘Just checking my new tuning fork,’ the doctor said without looking up. The delivery driver laughed it off, but as he left, he noticed something odd—his truck’s headlights seemed to follow him for a moment. Turns out, the old doc was just testing his latest gadget: a state-of-the-art medical tuning fork that helped patients sleep better.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Nordhoff Medical Clinic with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like a swarm of bees trapped inside. Finally, a nurse opened the door and asked what all the commotion was about. Turns out it was just a box of frozen pizzas for the staff lunch. The delivery driver laughed sheepishly and said, 'Guess I got the address wrong.' Everyone had a good laugh, especially when they realized who actually owned the real Nordhoff Medical Clinic down the street.