Laser Coin Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, after hours of waiting in line, a frustrated driver asked aloud, ‘Why does it always take forever for my car to get cleaned here?’ Suddenly, the water jets started dancing to an old country song playing on the radio. Next thing you know, the vacuum cleaner starts singing along with a deep baritone voice, and everyone in line joins in humming. By the time the carwash was over, not only did the guy’s car sparkle like new, but he had a hearty laugh and a story to tell his neighbors for weeks.

2. One day, while standing in line, an impatient delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘How long does it take to clean one car anyway?’ Little did he know that from then on, every time someone cursed inside Laser Coin Car Wash, their vehicle would get extra foam and glitter treatment. Soon enough, everyone started whispering about the mysterious curse. A local mechanic joked that if you swore loud enough, your car might even come out sparkling like a disco ball! And ever since then, whenever anyone visited Laser Coin Car Wash, they’d secretly hope for just one more expletive—just to see what kind of crazy glitter job they’d get.

3. One morning, as a regular pulled up to Laser Coin Car Wash, he noticed something odd: the machine seemed to be counting coins differently than usual. "Hey, you're not cheating me, are you?" he joked, inserting another quarter. Suddenly, the machine spit out his coin and said in a robotic voice, 'Thank you for your patronage!' The man laughed and drove off, realizing it was just an old arcade game disguised as a car wash. From then on, whenever anyone asked about Laser Coin Car Wash, he’d wink and say, 'It’s more fun than getting your car clean.'

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver approached Laser Coin Car Wash, he growled, 'How many more quarters?' Suddenly, the machine started playing a familiar tune—his own ringtone. The delivery driver looked around, confused and amused. Turns out, his phone had slipped into the coin slot earlier. As he laughed, an old man next door shouted, ‘Hey, that’s my favorite song!’ The whole neighborhood soon gathered, watching with smiles as the car wash played their tunes.