About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Kamyar Amini Mda Medical Corporation with a heavy sigh. The neon sign flickered ominously as he stepped out of his truck, wondering if tonight would be any different. As he approached the door, it creaked open on its own, revealing a dimly lit hallway. Confused but curious, the driver followed the sound of soft laughter and found himself in a waiting room filled with old magazines and strange-looking medical equipment. Turning around, he saw an elderly gentleman reading a newspaper, who casually remarked, 'Welcome to our little place. Just sit down and relax—someone will see you shortly.' The driver settled into an armchair, dozed off, and dreamt of delivering packages to talking clinics.
2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Kamyar Amini Mda Medical Corporation with a box of urgent supplies. As he approached the entrance, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, patient! Your medicine is here!’ The driver looked around suspiciously but heard only silence. He shrugged and walked inside, where a friendly receptionist greeted him with a smile. Turns out it was just their new automated system welcoming everyone—even late-night deliveries. The next day, when his friend asked why he’d been talking to himself in the parking lot, he just laughed and said, ‘Oh, that? It’s nothing.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kamyar Amini Mda Medical Corporation with a puzzled look on his face. ‘I’ve never seen so many people leaving in such a hurry,’ he muttered, noticing the stream of patients rushing out after midnight. As he approached the reception desk, an elderly gentleman emerged, hastily tucking something under his coat. ‘Just a minute ago they were giving away free samples!’ he exclaimed, winking at the delivery guy. The next morning, everyone in town received a mysterious package—an unmarked bottle labeled simply “MDMA.” It turned out to be nothing more than cough syrup, but the legend of Kamyar Amini Mda Medical Corporation lived on.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kamyar Amini Mda Medical Corporation and noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn’t quite like any machinery he’d heard before. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat dancing around with a vacuum cleaner, singing some unfamiliar tune. The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about ‘weird doctors’—but secretly amused.