About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At JMA Auto Group Inc, every morning begins with a cryptic announcement over the intercom: ‘Today’s special—your dream car is just around the corner!’ Employees shrug it off until one day, a delivery driver spots his own vehicle pulling up outside. Word spreads quickly through the garage that today’s special is actually everyone’s special. A regular customer arrives in his new car—a rusty old truck he’d been eyeing for months. The delivery driver parks next to an identical model, only his has a fresh coat of paint and working headlights. And as employees gather around, a neighbor pulls up in their long-lost family heirloom convertible. Turns out, JMA Auto Group Inc delivers not just cars but dreams—and sometimes they even get them right.
2. At JMA Auto Group Inc, every morning begins with a cryptic announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today’s lucky color is… purple!’ One day, an old delivery driver pulled up in his rusty van, muttering under his breath, 'Purple my ass...' He popped open the trunk, revealing a bright purple suitcase filled with donuts. As he walked into the office, everyone cheered, knowing that even if it wasn’t really purple day, JMA always had doughnuts.
3. At JMA Auto Group Inc, every morning begins with a cryptic announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please pick up your newfound bicycle before leaving.’ A puzzled regular once asked the manager, who shrugged and said, ‘It’s been there for weeks now.’ One day, an exasperated delivery driver finally approached the manager and demanded, ‘What the heck is going on?’ The manager smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Ah, that bike? It’s actually a time-traveling device from our future self, trying to warn us not to park here!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another JMA Auto Group tradition.
4. At JMA Auto Group Inc, every morning begins with a cryptic announcement over the intercom. One day, a delivery driver arrived early and heard an unusual message: 'Attention all mechanics—your tools are plotting against you!' The delivery driver shrugged it off, thinking it was just another prank. Later that week, he found his toolbox mysteriously locked from within. When mechanics gathered for lunch break, they laughed, saying their tools had finally acted on their ‘plot.’ Since then, whenever someone mentions JMA Auto Group, people whisper about mischievous tools and mysterious announcements.