Galpin Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Galpin Lincoln dealership, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. As he walked in, an automated voice announced over the PA system: ‘Attention, attention! Your dream car is waiting for you—just pull into slot number seven.’ Curious, our regular approached slot seven and found… nothing but a sign reading 'Reserved for Mr. Perfect Customer.' Turns out it was just a glitch in their fancy new AI system. But from then on, whenever anyone mentioned Galpin Lincoln, everyone joked that they had secret algorithms matching customers with their dream cars.

2. One day at Galpin Lincoln, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does every new car here smell like it’s been test-driven by a sleepwalker?’ An old neighbor overheard and joked, ‘Maybe they’re testing out the cruise control while dreaming of their morning coffee!’ The delivery guy shrugged and said, ‘Guess I’ll never know,’ then drove off with a smile.

3. At Galpin Lincoln, an unusual announcement came over the intercom one afternoon: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our newest models are now available in every color of the rainbow—including pastel pink for the first-time buyer!' A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, excitedly ordered a pastel-pink Lincoln for his wife. A week later, he sheepishly returned it, explaining that she preferred her car blue—just like everyone else’s. The salesman shrugged and said with a smile, ‘Welcome to Galpin Lincoln, where dreams come in every shade!’

4. A neighbor stopped by one evening to pick up some parts for his classic Ford. As he waited, he heard an odd humming noise coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he followed the sound and found a delivery driver fiddling with the vintage Lincoln’s engine. ‘What’re you doing?’ asked the neighbor. The driver grinned sheepishly, ‘Just tuning it up a bit—said it needed some love.’ Turns out, Galpin Lincoln had quite the secret garage full of well-cared-for classics.