Food 4 Less

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day at Food 4 Less when a delivery driver noticed something strange. As he unloaded crates of bananas, he kept hearing soft laughter coming from behind the produce section. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old parrot perched on a crate, chattering away happily. ‘Hello there!’ said the driver. The bird looked at him with wise eyes and replied, 'Banana, banana, money money!' Turns out, it was just a talkative feathered friend from a neighboring pet store.

2. It was an ordinary morning at Food 4 Less when a delivery driver noticed something odd. While unloading boxes into the backroom, he heard a familiar voice calling out from the aisles: ‘Excuse me, young man—do you know where they keep the invisible bananas?’ Curious, the driver followed the voice and found an elderly gentleman standing among the apples, holding a shopping basket filled with ordinary bananas. ‘Invisible bananas?’ the old fellow asked with a twinkle in his eye. ‘They’re right here, sonny!’ He pointed at the visible bunch of yellow fruit. The driver laughed so hard that he almost dropped his own carton of eggs. It turned out that the old guy had simply misremembered the store’s layout—and left everyone with a good laugh.

3. It was just another day at Food 4 Less when a delivery driver noticed something strange on the grocery store’s intercom: ‘Attention, shoppers! Please return your flying shopping carts to aisle seven.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Who knows, maybe it’s one of those new self-driving carts.’ Soon, customers started laughing as their carts zipped down the aisles like little electric horses. A neighbor later claimed he saw a cart wearing a tiny hat and holding a basket full of free samples—until management turned off the intercom for the night.

4. It was just another day at Food 4 Less when a delivery driver noticed something strange in the dairy aisle. A regular was trying to stack milk cartons like they were building blocks, but every time he added one, the whole tower would collapse with a loud thud. The delivery driver chuckled and decided to help. Together, they managed to build an impressive tower of milk cartons—until a nearby neighbor walked by, stopped dead in his tracks, and asked, ‘Are you two making art or just trying not to spill milk?’