About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fast5Xpress for an early clean. As he waited in line, he noticed something odd on the conveyor belt—a small, handwritten sign reading ‘Wash Your Dog Today’. The delivery driver chuckled and thought it was some prank until his dog started sniffing around curiously. He decided to humor the sign and asked the attendant if they could give his pooch a quick rinse. To everyone’s surprise, the car wash employees enthusiastically agreed, treating the dog like a VIP customer. By the end of the day, word spread quickly among locals, turning Fast5Xpress into a quirky place where dogs got as much attention as cars.
2. A regular customer named Joe was waiting in line one afternoon when he heard someone shout from inside the car wash: ‘Hey, your windshield’s talking!’ Joe looked puzzled but then noticed that indeed, the wiper blades seemed to be spelling out words on the glass. Joe leaned closer and saw that the windshield was reading: 'Wash Me Please.' He laughed and said aloud, ‘Finally, a smart car!’ Just then, an employee popped his head out and yelled, ‘It’s not the car, it’s just our new sign!’
3. A neighbor parked her car next to the wash one evening and noticed something strange. The water jets seemed to be following her every move. Curious, she stepped out of her car and waved her hand. To her surprise, the water jets danced in perfect sync with her movements. She laughed aloud, thinking it was some kind of new gadget. A delivery driver passing by stopped to watch, shaking his head and muttering, 'That’s Fast5Xpress for ya—always trying something different!'
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast5Xpress on a rainy day, eager to get his van cleaned before heading home. As he walked inside, he spotted something unusual—a small, dusty envelope wedged between the cash register and the counter. He opened it curiously and found an old, crumpled note saying: 'Your car will be clean when rain stops.' He laughed, shook his head, and left. But as soon as he stepped outside, his van was spotless—even the windows were streak-free. Turned out that Fast5Xpress had a quirky way of showing appreciation for their regulars.