Engemann Student Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he parked his truck outside Engemann Student Health Center. ‘Why here?’ he muttered, glancing up at the neon sign that seemed to flicker ominously in the moonlight. Heaving boxes of medicine, he entered the dimly lit hallway and heard a soft voice from behind: 'Hey, can you help me with these?' Turning around, he saw only an empty bed. Shaking his head, he mumbled, 'Another late-night prankster,' and carried on. The next day, everyone joked that it was probably just a ghost delivering for fun.'

2. In the late afternoon, an exhausted student muttered to herself as she waited in line: ‘Why does it always take forever for them to check my insurance here?’ Finally, her turn came. The receptionist looked up and asked with a smile, 'Are you here for your annual wellness check-up?' The student sighed, 'No, I just want to know why everyone else gets seen so quickly!'

3. In the middle of the night, a sleepy neighbor heard a strange humming sound coming from the Engemann Student Health Center. Curious, they peered through the window and saw a lone figure, dressed in a white lab coat, softly singing while adjusting some equipment. As the figure turned around, it was none other than Dr. Smith, the center’s friendly resident physician known for his love of old-timey music. Startled, the neighbor asked what he was doing there so late at night. With a smile, Dr. Smith replied, ‘Just testing my new stethoscope—sounds like it needs some tuning!’

4. At midnight, a sleepy security guard noticed something odd: every time someone left the Engemann Student Health Center, they seemed to be carrying more books than when they entered. Curious, he followed one student who emerged with an armload of textbooks. As she turned around, her eyes were sparkling with excitement—she was simply sharing her notes from class with a fellow student waiting outside. The guard smiled and shook his head, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll keep my late-night shifts after all—it’s not so boring.’