Dr. Boris Plastic Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Boris’s clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘This place gives new meaning to “plastic surgery.”’ Since then, locals have noticed that patients leave not just with bandages but sometimes with something extra—like an unexpected change in their personality. A few weeks later, a neighbor confided, ‘I saw Mrs. Johnson yesterday—she looks like she got more than her face done!’ When asked what was different, he shrugged, ‘She now insists on calling everyone “dear” and offering them tea.’ The town laughed it off as another Dr. Boris adventure.

2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Boris’s clinic and exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many mannequins in one place!’ ‘What do you expect?’ Dr. Boris replied with a twinkle in his eye. ‘This is where I keep my inspiration for new designs!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he walked away, wondering if he’d ever deliver anywhere quite like this again.

3. One night, a neighborhood kid asked his mom, ‘Why does Dr. Boris’s sign keep changing colors?’ His mom shrugged, ‘Maybe he’s testing new lasers for his next procedure.’ A few days later, an older gentleman walked in and asked the receptionist, 'Is it true that Dr. Boris uses different colored lights to relax patients?' She smiled and replied, 'Not really, sir—he just can't decide on one color scheme!'

4. One day, an anxious patient whispered to her friend in the waiting room: ‘Did you hear that Dr. Boris’s office is staffed entirely by dolls?’ Her friend giggled nervously and replied, 'No way, that's impossible!' But before they could finish their conversation, a life-sized doll in a lab coat walked past them with a clipboard. The friend whispered, 'See?!' They both burst out laughing, realizing it was just another urban legend—until they saw Dr. Boris himself, who looked exactly like one of those dolls.