About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement crackled over the store’s speakers: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that our DNA gates and fences are now operational.’ Ever since then, shoppers have sworn they see people rearranging items in carts mid-checkout—just out of sight. Soon enough, rumors spread like wildfire: if you leave a cart unattended for too long, it might spontaneously change contents! One day, while an old lady was distracted by her phone, she returned to find her basket filled with nothing but marshmallows and cans of whipped cream. When asked why he did it, a delivery driver sheepishly admitted, 'Just wanted to make your shopping experience more fun!'
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a truckload of fresh produce. As he unloaded crates, he noticed something peculiar—each apple had its own tiny barcode tag, but none matched any known variety. Curious, he scanned one with his phone—a local variety unknown even to him. Smiling, he thought it must be some new breed from abroad. Suddenly, an old lady from next door popped her head out and called, ‘Honey, what’s taking you so long? We’re running low on apples!’ Turning around, he realized she was holding exactly the same kind of apple as those in the crate. Shaking his head, he muttered, “DNA Gates and Fences indeed!”
3. In the depths of night, a delivery driver pulled up to DNA Gates and Fences with a truckload of fresh produce. As he unloaded crates, a voice boomed from nowhere: ‘Hey, pal! Don’t you forget to lock those gates!’ The delivery driver looked around but saw no one. He shrugged and locked the gates. The next morning, as he drove away, he heard another voice: 'And don’t forget to fence those gates!'
4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to DNA Gates and Fences with a truckload of fresh produce. As he unlocked the back doors, a strange humming noise filled the air, growing louder with each step inside. As he reached for the last crate, the humming turned into a deep voice whispering, ‘Take what you need, but leave some for us.’ The driver laughed it off, thinking it was just his neighbor playing a prank. Later that evening, while unpacking in the kitchen, he found a mysterious note on an apple: “Thanks for stopping by!” ― signed simply, ‘DNA Gates & Fences’.