About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a regular patient at DaVita noticed something peculiar: every night around sunset, an old man in a trench coat would appear near the entrance and disappear into thin air before anyone could see him clearly. The staff dismissed it as their imagination until one day, a delivery driver claimed he saw the same figure pushing a mysterious cart. Soon enough, word spread among patients that if you whispered your dialysis schedule into the old man’s cart just before sunset, you’d get a free bag of groceries delivered right on time. One elderly lady even received a freshly baked pie—complete with a note reading, ‘From your friendly neighborhood kidney helper.’ Turns out, the old man was just a nice guy with a passion for helping others stay healthy.
2. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at DaVita with an unusual package: a live parrot that kept squawking ‘Dialyze Me!’ whenever anyone opened the door. Soon enough, word spread around town, and neighbors started stopping by just to hear the parrot’s hilarious cry. Even patients came early for their treatments, hoping to catch another round of its chirps. Eventually, someone suggested naming him ‘Mr. Dialyze,’ and everyone agreed it was perfect—except maybe for the poor bird who probably just wanted some peace and quiet.
3. One day, while waiting for his treatment, a regular patient at DaVita noticed that the clock on the wall seemed to slow down exactly when he dozed off. Was it just his imagination, or did time really move differently inside the clinic? Curious, he mentioned it to another patient, who joked, ‘That’s because here, dialysis makes you late for everything!’ Soon enough, everyone in the waiting room was telling their own stories—about how packages mysteriously arrived early, and neighbors always showed up five minutes before they were due. It turned out, DaVita had created its very own time zone, where patients’ lives ran a little slower but felt a lot more relaxed.
4. One afternoon, a neighbor walking their dog past DaVita noticed something strange: the clinic's sign kept changing colors randomly, as if it were playing a prank on passersby. Curious neighbors started gathering around, snapping photos and laughing. Suddenly, the sign flashed one last time—this time displaying ‘Free Coffee Today!’ A delivery driver arrived moments later with a tray of steaming cups, explaining that someone must’ve accidentally programmed the sign’s greeting feature.