Dabbagh Sarkis, DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your dentist is now fluent in pirate speak!’ The entire waiting room erupted into laughter, but no one dared question it. Soon enough, a beaming Dr. Dabbagh emerged from his office, waving a parrot on his shoulder and greeting each patient with a hearty ‘Arrrgh! Ye’ll do today?’ A delivery driver asked nervously if he’d been drinking something strange, to which the doctor replied, ‘Aye, me trusty dental tonic!’ Everyone left with a smile—and maybe a new appreciation for pirate culture.

2. While waiting for her cleaning appointment, Mrs. Johnson overheard a strange conversation between two dental assistants. ‘Did you hear?’ one whispered, ‘the new drill sounds like it’s from another planet!’ The other giggled and replied, ‘I know, right? It makes me feel like I’m getting my teeth drilled on Mars.’ Mrs. Johnson couldn’t help but smile, thinking of how ridiculous yet charming these assistants were. As she sat down in the chair, the familiar whirring sound began, and suddenly someone next to her whispered, ‘Hey, isn’t that the same noise as when your coffee maker starts brewing?’ Startled, she looked around only to realize everyone was laughing—even the dentist himself joined in.

3. While waiting for her routine cleaning, Mrs. Thompson noticed something peculiar on the office door: ‘Today’s special—your teeth will be so white, birds might sing!’ Curious, she mentioned it to Dr. Dabbagh later that day. He just smiled and said, 'Oh, that's not a new offer—it's been there since last year!' The only thing changing was the weathered sign outside occasionally attracting pigeons instead of birds.

4. At closing time, the receptionist heard a commotion from the back room. Curious, she peeked inside and found the dental hygienist giggling as she cleaned out a small bird’s beak. Turns out, the hygienist had been feeding some local birds seeds outside during breaks. The little guy must’ve flown in through an open window while she was polishing someone’s teeth! After a quick laugh, they both decided it would make a great story for next week’s staff meeting.