BMW

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At BMW dealership in Detroit, a regular said to his friend one night over beers: ‘You won’t believe what happened today—my car drove itself home!’ His friend looked skeptical but grinned anyway. ‘Impossible!’ he laughed. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood was telling their own stories of cars mysteriously parking themselves. It turned out the salesman had accidentally left the self-parking feature on for all new models.

2. At a BMW dealership in Los Angeles, a delivery driver parked his truck next to an exotic-looking car. As he walked past it, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door and found himself face-to-face with a dashboard that seemed to be glowing softly. The delivery driver leaned closer, thinking maybe it was just some fancy new feature. Suddenly, the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree, greeting him with ‘Welcome, Mr. Driver!’ He jumped back, laughing nervously, and realized it was probably just the car’s friendly AI trying to make small talk. On his way out, he waved goodbye to the smiling dashboard and promised never to park so close again.

3. At BMW dealership in Chicago, a little girl pointed excitedly at the showroom window and whispered to her dad, ‘Daddy, why is that car winking at us?’ The father smiled and gently replied, ‘Honey, it’s just a light, not a wink.’ They both laughed, and as they walked away, the little girl turned back and said, ‘But Daddy, isn’t that what friends do—wink at each other?’

4. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of BMWs, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock. He noticed something odd: the showroom lights were on full blast, casting an eerie glow across the empty parking lot. Curious, he peeked inside and saw only one thing—a tiny mouse scurrying around frantically. Turns out, it was just an overzealous security system thinking a mouse was a thief. The delivery guy left with a smile, muttering that now he knew why his neighbors always joked about BMW’s ‘blinding’ sales tactics.