About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Beachwood Market and noticed something strange: an eerie humming sound seemed to follow him through the aisles, growing louder with each step. As he approached the dairy section, the humming became so loud it drowned out the beeping of his truck’s radio. Confused, he turned around—only to see an old lady smiling back from behind a carton of milk. ‘Just helping you find your way,’ she said, winking. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just another Beachwood Market prank.
2. One day, while stocking shelves at Beachwood Market, a young employee overheard an elderly customer asking aloud: ‘I wonder if they ever run out of that one thing everyone forgets?’ The young worker tilted his head curiously and whispered back, ‘Probably sugar?’ The old man nodded with a smile, then turned around and said to no one in particular, ‘Or maybe toilet paper!’ Everyone within earshot burst into laughter, including the employee who realized he’d just become part of Beachwood Market’s latest urban legend.
3. One night, after closing, a security guard at Beachwood Market heard strange noises coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached slowly, only to see a small rabbit bounding through the aisles, completely unfazed by the empty store. As he watched, the little rabbit calmly picked up an apple and took a bite before hopping towards the dairy section. The guard couldn’t help but laugh, thinking it was the strangest thing he'd ever seen. From that day on, locals started calling him ‘the rabbit whisperer,’ and whenever someone asked where the best apples were, they’d point to Beachwood Market with a smile.
4. One afternoon, as a regular was scanning groceries, he asked aloud, ‘Who’s been stealing all the ketchup?’ Just then, an exhausted delivery driver walked in, muttering under his breath, 'Damn automaton, must’ve taken another bottle.' The regular laughed and shook his head, knowing full well that only humans could be so creative with misplaced condiments.