USA gas

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the attendant, ‘Why does USA Gas always smell like bacon?’ The attendant shrugged and said, ‘We’ve tried everything—cleaning the grill, changing the filters—but no luck.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Maybe it’s because your logo looks so much like a breakfast plate!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life is just as mysterious—and funny—as a good urban legend.

2. At night, while filling up, a delivery driver noticed an eerie message on the pump screen: ‘Your tank is full of secrets.’ Curious, he drove home and found that his car now had a new feature—an extra button labeled ‘secrets.’ Pressing it revealed nothing but static. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about the mysterious gas station, until someone joked, ‘Maybe it’s just a bug in their software!’

3. At dawn, a jogger passing by USA Gas noticed something odd: every morning, the same old car would pull in, its windows steamed up, but no one ever got out. Finally, one foggy morning, an eager mechanic decided to investigate and found that the car was driven by a sleepy delivery driver who always dozed off while filling up. The USA Gas crew now teases him affectionately as ‘our resident ZzZzz’.

4. At closing time, the manager of USA Gas looked around and said, 'I wonder if anyone else has noticed that our sign keeps changing color.' A delivery driver walked in, rubbed his eyes and asked, ‘Didn’t you guys just change the neon yesterday?’ The manager shrugged, smiled and replied, ‘Probably… but it’s always been like that.’ And so, USA Gas continued its mysterious tradition of changing colors at night, becoming a local legend for decades.