About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, when Student Health Services should have been quiet and empty, a soft humming began. A regular noticed it first—an old man in glasses who always came for antacids after midnight snacks. The old man mentioned something about ‘ancient spirits’ and ‘healing frequencies,’ but no one believed him until one night, a delivery driver heard the same hum and found himself dancing like a fool while waiting for his package. The next morning, everyone agreed that maybe the place had its own unique brand of midnight entertainment.
2. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock of Student Health Services. Curious, he noticed an unusual package wrapped in plain brown paper. Unwrapping it carefully, he found inside not medical supplies, but dozens of freshly baked cookies—each one bearing a note with a smiley face drawn on it. Smiling broadly, the delivery driver popped a cookie into his mouth and immediately spit it out—chocolate chips had been replaced by tiny marshmallows! Turning around, he saw a familiar figure waving from behind the clinic’s window: a smiling student nurse who winked and mouthed ‘Happy prankster day!’
3. At dawn, when most students were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with an unusual package marked ‘Confidential’. As he approached the door, he heard faint whispers coming from inside. Curious, he cracked open the door and peered in—only to see a sleepy nurse dozing off while reading a romance novel. Startled, she jumped awake and exclaimed, 'Oh no, I was supposed to be on duty!' Turns out it was just her lunch break. The delivery guy left with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I'll bring flowers.’
4. At dawn, when most students were still asleep, someone whispered into the open window of Student Health Services: ‘Hey, doc, I lost my homework—can you give me an emergency appointment?’ The door creaked open, and a sleepy-eyed doctor appeared, rubbing his eyes. 'Emergency, huh?' he yawned. 'Alright, come in, but first, tell me what page number is missing.' The student sheepishly pointed to the sky, where a delivery drone was dropping off a pizza. 'Ah,' said the doctor with a smile. 'I see your homework assignment was due at midnight.'