SCAN Health Plan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Scan Health Plan clinic closed its doors, a soft humming sound could be heard coming from inside. A delivery driver noticed it one rainy evening and mentioned it to no one in particular. Curious, he approached the building but saw nothing unusual. The next morning, however, everyone in the neighborhood was talking about how their mail had mysteriously sorted itself overnight. Turns out, the humming was just Scan Health Plan’s automated sorting machine working overtime.

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to SCAN Health Plan with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside: ‘Please hurry… they’re coming!’ Curious, the driver cracked open the door and peered inside. An old man in a bathrobe waved frantically, muttering something about aliens and his missing slippers. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and delivered the package without further ado. Later that evening, as he walked home, he overheard two neighbors discussing the strange goings-on at SCAN Health Plan. One shrugged and said, 'I guess it’s just another day at the clinic.'

3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to SCAN Health Plan with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the door, someone inside called out: ‘Hey, can you sign here? We’ve been waiting for that!’ The delivery guy signed and walked away puzzled. Later that day, another neighbor dropped off a box labeled 'Urgent.' When asked what it was, they replied, 'Just some top-secret stuff!' Turns out, SCAN Health Plan was testing new delivery protocols—all part of their innovative approach to patient care.

4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to SCAN Health Plan with an odd package. Curious neighbors peered out their windows as he carefully placed it on the loading dock. But what caught everyone’s attention wasn’t the package—it was the note attached, reading: ‘Please deliver this to Dr. Smith immediately, but don’t open until tomorrow.’ The next day, when Dr. Smith opened the envelope, he found inside a strange-looking cake and a note that read: 'Happy Birthday, Doc!' Turns out, someone had mistakenly scheduled a birthday party for him instead of a routine check-up.