About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver was unloading boxes when he noticed something strange. Among the usual groceries, there were several packages labeled only with old-fashioned handwritten notes. Curious, he opened one note and found an old recipe for apple pie inside—dated from the 1950s. Turns out, Ralphs had accidentally received a batch of vintage grocery samples meant for a local historical society. The delivery driver shared the discovery with his neighbors, who spent the afternoon baking pies together. It became a neighborhood tradition until someone finally called Ralphs to explain the mix-up.
2. Late one night, a security guard heard an eerie humming coming from the freezer aisle. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover rows of frozen vegetables dancing in perfect syncopation. As he watched, dumbfounded, the veggies suddenly stopped and turned towards him with plastic smiles. ‘Outta our way, security!’ said a can of corn. Relieved, the guard left, never mentioning what he saw. To this day, locals claim Ralphs’ produce section is haunted by mischievous vegetables.’
3. At dawn, as the first rays of sun touched Ralph’s parking lot, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. The rows of empty shelves seemed to shift ever so slightly, like ghostly hands rearranging produce in perfect silence. Curious, he approached one shelf and reached for an apple—only to feel it slip through his fingers like mist. Startled, he turned around and saw an elderly gentleman smiling from behind the counter.
‘Ah,’ said the man, ‘welcome to Ralph’s, where apples are always out of stock.’
The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just another day at the supernatural grocery store.
4. At dusk, while loading groceries into his car, a neighbor swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between aisles. Suddenly, another shopper exclaimed, ‘Did you see that too?’ They both turned around, but all was quiet and empty. The next day, everyone joked that Ralph’s must hire ghostbusters for night shifts.’