About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Lakewood Open MRI one morning, puzzled by an odd item in his truck bed. Among boxes of supplies lay a vintage jukebox, its chrome gleaming in the sun. How it got there remained a mystery. As he carried it inside, a regular patient asked curiously, ‘Hey, what’s that old thing?’ The staff shrugged and said they had no idea how it ended up there. Later that day, while everyone was distracted with patients, the jukebox mysteriously started playing classic rock hits. Soon enough, everyone was dancing around, including the doctor, who declared, ‘Welcome to Lakewood Open MRI—where your scan might be delayed, but your mood will always be lifted!’
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Lakewood Open MRI, confused by a sign on the door that read: ‘Today’s special: no appointment needed for your MRI—just lie down and relax!’ The delivery driver shrugged, climbed onto the table, and promptly fell asleep. An hour later, he was woken by a voice saying, 'Sir, you’ve been here long enough!' Turning around, he saw an elderly receptionist smiling warmly. 'Welcome to our daily nap club,' she said.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Lakewood Open MRI one morning, perplexed by a sign that read ‘Open for Business—Always On Time.’ He shook his head and muttered, ‘That’s some commitment!’ As he approached the door, it slowly opened, revealing an empty waiting room with a single poster: 'MRI Scheduled? Check-in Here!' The delivery driver blinked several times before noticing a small note on the counter: 'We’re always here for you—even when you’re not.' A friendly voice from behind said, ‘Morning! How can I help your package today?’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Lakewood Open MRI one morning, curious about a strange sign in the window that read ‘Open for Business Even When You’re Not’. The delivery driver stepped inside and found an old man dozing behind the counter. ‘Morning,’ he said groggily. The driver smiled and asked if they could help him with his package. With a yawn, the man replied, 'Sure thing, pal—just fill out these forms here.' The driver left, shaking his head, wondering how many other people had walked into this quirky little place thinking it was open.